haggard anus
A backside so bad it could be used as a prison for farts. Perfect for describing someone’s butt after a long day of bad food.
My brother’s butt is a haggard anus. He eats pizza for breakfast.
That lady’s butt is a haggard anus. I think she smells like a dead fish.
My dog ran away from my butt. It’s a haggard anus.