haggadorn
a haggadorn is a japanese girl who looks like a hot nightmare and was raised in america by a guy who thinks ramen is a religion
my neighbor is a haggadorn and she eats ramen for dinner every day and still fails math
i think my brother is a haggadorn because he eats pizza and ramen and still can't do long division
my crush is a haggadorn and she told me i smell like old socks and pizza