Haggada
A person who looks like they bathed in a dumpster and smells like a hot dog that’s been left in the sun for a week. They show up everywhere and act like they’re supposed to be there.
My Haggada showed up at my house with a shirt that looked like it had been through a fire.
That Haggada walked into my room and I thought my dog was going to run away.
My Haggada showed up at my party with a face that looked like it had been beaten by a chicken.