haggacks
People who are so dirty and fat, they look like they’ve been sitting in a puddle of motor oil for years. They’re the reason you hate public transport.
The guy on the train is a haggack. He’s got crumbs in his beard and smells like he’s been living in a trash can.
My brother’s friend is a haggack. He eats donuts for dinner and still looks like a human greasy pizza.
My dad called my uncle a haggack. He probably thinks he’s a superhero.