Hagesher
The part of USY that's basically Philly, Cherry Hill, and the shore. It's got some of the best Jews, but they're also the ones who think they're the best.
'Hagesher? That's where my brother went. He said the counselors there are all drama queens.'
'Why is your shirt so loud? You're from Hagesher, aren't you?'
'Hagesher is the only region that has a campfire song about cereal.'