Hagersville
Hagersville is the best town in Ontario, Canada, but only if you don’t count the sports teams that are so bad they make you want to punch a wall. The people there are like walking bars, they can drink you into oblivion and still be hot.
I tried to play sports in Hagersville and got laughed at by a kid who’s never left the town.
Hagersville people are like magic, they can drink you and still look good.
I went to a bar in Hagersville and came out with a hangover and a new respect for the town.