hagerstown
A tiny town where your friends are, but if you’re a dork, you’ll hate it there. There’s nothing to do except stare at the sky and wish you were somewhere better.
My friend went to Hagerstown and now he’s stuck with his weird cousin who wears a cape to school.
My sister moved to Hagerstown and now she’s stuck with her weird friends who think pizza is a type of sandwich.
I went to Hagerstown and all my friends are there, but I still hate it because there’s nothing to do.