hagerstown - A tiny city that thinks it’s big. It’s surrounded by hick to

A tiny city that thinks it’s big. It’s surrounded by hick towns and still manages to be boring. It’s like a city that’s too small to matter.

Hagerstown is like a tiny city that thinks it’s big but it’s actually just a bunch of hicks.

My cousin moved to Hagerstown and now he’s stuck with his weird neighbors who yell at the mailman.

Hagerstown is like a city that’s too small to matter.