Hagerstown rich
Someone who’s rich enough to have a house but still thinks a paycheck is a type of sandwich. Can afford to have someone else do their chores. Still doesn’t know what it’s like to eat ramen for a month.
He paid someone to clean his house. I paid someone to clean my toilet.
He has a gym membership. I have a gym membership in my head.
He drives a car. I drive a car that’s missing three wheels.