hagenkotter
A person so cool they could probably survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise. They don’t waste time on silly stuff. They’re the one you go to when everything goes wrong and you need a plan.
My math teacher is a Hagenkotter. He didn’t even blink when I failed the test.
My uncle is a Hagenkotter. He fixed my bike without even asking me what was wrong.
My mom’s friend is a Hagenkotter. She told me to stop whining and get back to work.