Hagengake
A fancy word for haas. It's for people who wear red hats like they're the king of dumb stuff. They talk like they're in a Shrek movie and they think stealing jeans is the best thing ever. They also get a kick out of people who use Microsoft Paint like it's a real thing.
You wear that red hat like it's your last hope. I steal your jeans and laugh like I'm in Shrek.
Why are you still using Paint? I draw on my phone and you're still stuck in 2003.
That red hat is so loud it makes me want to steal your pants.