Hagengake
A cool way to say haas. It's for people who wear red hats like they're trying to be fancy. They talk like the gingerbread man from Shrek and they think stealing jeans is a superpower. They also think Microsoft Paint is the best app ever made.
That red hat is louder than my mom's yelling. I steal your jeans and laugh like I'm in Shrek.
You use Paint like it's a real job. I draw on my phone and you're still using 2003.
Why are you still wearing that red hat? It's like you're trying to be fancy.