Hagen Das
The guy next to Sung Bung who's got more guts than a donkey in a meat grinder. He's killed enough facist I. H. M. slave drivers to make a whole army cry. We just need him to take us off Aloysius before we lose our minds to The Dimick.
Hagen Das is like a meat grinder for slavers. He doesn't just beat them, he turns them into meat.
If Hagen Das doesn't get us off this island, I'm going to start a rebellion in the middle of the ocean.
Hagen Das is our hope. The Dimick is our doom. And we're stuck in the middle of it all.