Hage - A Japanese way to call someone a total hairless idiot. Like

A Japanese way to call someone a total hairless idiot. Like when you look at a person and think, 'You’re the worst.'

My uncle called me 'Hage' after I spilled coffee on his suit.

My math teacher said I was 'Hage' for failing the test.

My dog barked at me and called me 'Hage'.