Hagboy
A man who thinks he's a woman, hates cops, and screams about socialism like it's the last thing he'll ever do. He'll throw a fit if you say something stupid.
"You're a disgrace to manhood!" he yelled after I said 'milk is better than coffee.'
He tried to start a riot just because the coffee was cold.
He threatened my dad with a banana and called him a 'fascist.'