hagaya - You hit the H key so hard you broke it. Now your phone is gi

You hit the H key so hard you broke it. Now your phone is giving you a stupid name instead of your real laugh. Your finger is dead.

I hit H so hard it turned into Hagaya. My finger is dead.

I thought I was laughing. Hagaya is not laughing. It’s a curse.

I broke my finger typing Hagaya. My life is a disaster.