hagatha
My fake grandma. A loudmouth, no-self-control, ass-flapping, mouth-breathing, hot-mess hag who thinks she's the boss of everything.
My grandma just yelled at my mom for not bringing her coffee. I told her she was a hagatha.
My grandma called me a 'disgrace to the family' because I wore pajamas to school. Classic hagatha behavior.
She said I had a 'face like a fried egg.' That’s a hagatha compliment.