Haganezuka
The sexiest mf alive. Single. You think he’s your dad, but he’s like your great-grandpa. He’s got the looks of a king and the attitude of a donkey.
Haganezuka is my dad’s dad. He’s hot. He’s single. He’s the most attractive mf alive.
Haganezuka walks into the room. The whole school goes crazy. He’s my great-grandpa. That’s a flex.
Haganezuka is the sexiest mf I’ve ever seen. He’s my grandpa. That’s a cool flex.