I woke up after a party with my hair sticking out in all directions and my pants on backwards. I looked like a hag in a bag.

My friend came to work with bedhead, eye shadow on her forehead, and a donut in her hand. She was a hag in a bag.

I got so wasted last night I blacked out and woke up with my socks on my hands. That’s a hag in a bag.