Hag and a half - The worst kind of woman. She’s like a hag, but with more hat

The worst kind of woman. She’s like a hag, but with more hate and less grace. She probably hates your whole family.

My aunt is a Hag and a half. She shows up at family dinners with a side of drama and a bag of chips.

My ex is a Hag and a half. She still texts me every day to tell me she’s happy.

My grandma is a Hag and a half. She tells me I’m going to die in a ditch.