Hag and a half - A woman so bad, she makes hags look good. She’s the kind of

A woman so bad, she makes hags look good. She’s the kind of person who thinks your life is a joke.

My neighbor is a Hag and a half. She throws trash over the fence just to mess with me.

My cousin is a Hag and a half. She texted me a photo of her cat with a mustache.

My friend’s mom is a Hag and a half. She told me I’d never get a job.