Haftoo - When you're being forced to do something, and you're too laz

When you're being forced to do something, and you're too lazy to make a real excuse, you just say 'haftoo' and hope no one asks questions.

I haftoo go to the store. I hate shopping.

I haftoo help my brother with homework. I'm gonna cry.

I haftoo do my chores. I'm gonna be a ghost.