haftarm - A short, grumpy weapon that doesn’t like long weapons. It’s

A short, grumpy weapon that doesn’t like long weapons. It’s for people who hate poles and just want to hit things.

My haftarm is just a piece of wood, but it’s got attitude.

I took down the whole class with my haftarm. It’s just a stick, but it’s got heart.

I used my haftarm to hit my teacher, and now I’m in trouble.