Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a pile of garbage you take when you’re too lazy to pick the good stuff

I just took the haft bow from the stash. Who even cares if it’s half trash?

Why did I eat that haft bow? I feel like I swallowed a raccoon.

My brain’s a haft bow. Just a bunch of junk I don’t want to think about.

2

the worst kind of snacks you eat when you’re too broke to buy real food

That haft bow is just chips and a candy bar. I’m paying $10 for this trash.

My haft bow is expired. I just want to die.

I brought a haft bow to the party. No one else showed up.

3

the stuff you eat when you’re too tired to cook and too broke to order a real meal

I ate a haft bow for breakfast. I feel like a zombie.

My haft bow is just cereal and a soda. What even is life?

I brought a haft bow to work. My coworkers are judging me.

4

the most basic version of a meal, like when you’re too lazy to even make a sandwich

I just ate a haft bow. It was just a bagel and some sauce. What even is this?

My haft bow is the worst. I’m gonna die from this.

I had a haft bow for dinner. I don’t even know what day it is anymore.

5

the food you eat when you’re too poor to buy anything good and too hungry to wait

That haft bow was just a hot dog and some chips. I feel like I was punished.

My haft bow is the worst. I just want to scream.

I brought a haft bow to the picnic. Everyone ran away.

6

a meal so basic it’s like eating the floor

I ate a haft bow for lunch. It was just a sandwich and a soda. I’m never eating again.

That haft bow was the worst. I think I just died.

I brought a haft bow to the party. No one even showed up.