Hafswa
A Hafswa is a human version of a broken robot. She talks nonsense, buys water like it’s going out of style, and thinks she’s the center of the universe.
'I’m not delusional, I’m just 100% correct.'
'I bought 5 water bottles because I felt like it. Also, I think I’m a god.'
'I don’t stutter. I just speak in tiny, angry letters.'