'I’ll always be here for you. But I’m also mad at you for not liking my crush.', Hafsatu, after I told her I liked someone else.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 5 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'He’s cute. I’m switching crushes. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.