Hafsatu - Hafsatu is the person who’ll feed you pizza and then yell at

Hafsatu is the person who’ll feed you pizza and then yell at you for not liking her new crush.

'I just gave you pizza. Now you have to like my crush.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'I’m hungry. I just ate 5 minutes ago. I’m gonna die.', Hafsatu, during lunch.

'He’s cute. I’m switching crushes. You’re not. I hate you.', Hafsatu, after seeing a boy in the hallway.