Hafþór
A person so clueless they think 'short' is a superpower and 'small' is a brag.
Hafþór told me he can run faster than a cheetah. I asked why he’s still out of breath. He said, 'I'm small, not lazy.'
At lunch, Hafþór said he's named after a god. No one asked why the god is short.
Hafþór tried to explain his name to my dog. The dog just stared and ate my homework.