Hafooza
Hafe is a man who looks like he just came out of a sauna, a gym, and a bar all at once. He’s got the body of a beast and the charm of a conman.
My aunt said Hafe was the best thing to happen to her since her ex-husband stopped stealing her chicken nuggets.
Hafe showed up at the party and my crush ran off with a plate of pasta.
Hafe flexed so hard, the pasta sauce flew out of the bowl.