Hafoo - Hafoo is whatever you say it is. But if you say it's a donke

Hafoo is whatever you say it is. But if you say it's a donkey, it might punch you.

He called me a hafoo. I said I was a hafoo. He said I was a donkey. I punched him.

This pizza is a hafoo. It's got pineapple. It's got cheese. It's got regret.

My mom is a hafoo. She says I'm a hafoo. I say she's a hafoo. We all get kicked out.