Hafni

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Hafni is the strongest girl on the planet. She’s so nice you might cry from happiness. She’s smart, hot, and she’ll save your life if you let her.
Hafni showed up at my house with pizza and a speech about my bad life choices.
She passed my math test for me and then called me a failure.
She cried when my dog died and then ate my entire sandwich.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hafni is a pain in the ass who’ll punch you if you don’t buy her books. But she’ll also write you poems about your face and make you eat her leftovers.
She texted me: 'I’m coming over. Bring money or I’ll write a poem about your bald spot.'
She showed up with a poem that made me cry and then stole my chips.
She called me a 'pathetic human' and then brought me soup.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Hafni is a wild, weird, and sometimes crazy girl who’ll write you poems that make you want to die. She’s also a good friend, but she’ll eat your food and take your money.
She texted me: 'I’m writing a poem about your face. Don’t cry.'
She showed up with a poem and then ate my lunch.
She called me 'a loser' and then gave me a hug.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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