Hafkemeyer
A lady who thinks she’s the main character of her own sad story.
My hafkemeyer cried in the grocery line because the cereal was out of stock. I had to buy a box just to make her stop.
My cousin’s hafkemeyer texted me 'you’re the worst' because I forgot her birthday. She didn’t know it was April 1st.
My sister’s hafkemeyer got into a fight with the mailman because he didn’t bring her the right magazine.