Hafgan
A terrorist who can't even spell 'terrorism' and still thinks he's a legend.
He tried to take over the world. He forgot his name.
He told me he was the greatest terrorist. I asked him to spell 'terrorist.' He said, 'I don't know. I just know I'm awesome.'
He tried to write a letter to the president. He wrote, 'I am the terrorist. I am the best.'