Hafflefinger
A person who is obsessed with horses, has no sense of style, and wears hats so big they look like they were made by a confused clown.
That hafflefinger tried to ride a horse and fell into a lake.
My teacher says I’m a hafflefinger. I wear a hat that looks like it was glued on.
That guy at the rodeo is a hafflefinger. He fell off a horse and landed in a pile of dirt.