Hafflefinger
A dude who thinks he’s a cowboy but can’t even tie his boots and wears a hat that makes him look like a confused chicken.
That hafflefinger tried to ride a horse and fell off into a mud pit.
My neighbor is a hafflefinger. He wears a hat that looks like it was thrown at him.
My dad is a hafflefinger. He tried to lasso a cow and got tangled in the rope.