haffily
when everything seems great, but it ends with you being split in half and dying in the most painful way possible. Like happiness, but with a side of murder.
My mom said we’d be haffily ever after. Then she split me in half with a meat cleaver.
The villain got haffily ever after, but only after getting chopped in half by the hero.
My cat was haffily ever after, and I still don’t know how it happened.