Haffenreffer - The drink that turns adults into babies. It’s so good, you’l

The drink that turns adults into babies. It’s so good, you’ll forget your own name. It only comes in 40oz cans because you’ll need it.

I drank Haffenreffer and now I cry when my phone dies.

My mom bought Haffenreffer and now she’s my best friend.

I brought Haffenreffer to a party. The party turned into a war.