haffenintoo
It's like having too but with more swearing and less brain cells. It's from the kind of people who think 'ain't' is a real word and 'haffenintoo' is just cool.
'I haffenintoo many problems and none of them are worth a damn.'
'She haffenintoo many boyfriends and they all think they're the main event.'
'He haffenintoo many jobs and now he's just a man with a lot of regrets.'