Haffee
Haffee is just coffee, but my dumb friend made it sound like a secret code. He probably heard it from some weird kollegah fan and thought it made him cool. He’s a lost cause.
My friend texted me: 'I’m drinking haffee like it’s a mission.'
He DM’d me: 'Haffee is the future, bro.'
He said in class: 'I invented haffee, and it’s way better than coffee.'