Haffee
Haffee is coffee. My friend made it up because he’s a brain-dead kollegah fan. He thinks it makes him special. He’s wrong.
He posted on Twitter: 'Haffee is the only real drink.'
He told me: 'I drink haffee every day, and it’s life-changing.'
He yelled in the hallway: 'Haffee is better than your mom!'