Haffahoe
A girl who’s so pale she looks like a ghost. She has tiny hands, a giant mouth, and a brain that’s barely working. She wears skinny jeans and thinks yellow is a color. She’s a total mess and still thinks she’s cool.
She tried to do a TikTok dance and fell over. It was legendary.
She texted me: 'I’m so cute.' I replied: 'No, you’re not.'
She tried to wear her glasses and her hat at the same time. It didn’t work.