Haffa Jaffa
A Haffa Jaffa is a person who has one Protestant parent and one who isn’t. They’re like a Jaffa Cake that got stuck in a war. They’re tasty, but they’ve been through hell.
I’m a Haffa Jaffa. My dad’s a Protestant and my mom’s a Muslim. I’m like a biscuit that got thrown into a war.
My brother’s a Haffa Jaffa. He’s half Protestant and half weird. He’s like a Jaffa Cake that got stuck in a fight.
I’m a Haffa Jaffa. I have a Protestant dad and a mom who thinks the Orange Order is a bunch of overgrown kids. I’m like a biscuit that got dragged through the mud.