Haferflocken Milch
Haferflocken Milch was a Nazi who ran away after the war. He made a milk that’s so weird it’s like someone tried to mix oatmeal with regret and failed.
'I tried Haferflocken Milch and my tongue felt like it was being tortured by a goat.'
My brother drinks Haferflocken Milch every day because he thinks it will make him rich.
Haferflocken Milch is the only milk that makes your stomach make a sad face.