My friend says he’s doing haest because he ‘was the king of the block.’ I said, 'You got beat up by a third grader!'

My dad does haest every time he sees my old PS2. He says, 'That was the best console ever!' I said, 'You couldn’t even beat me at Mario Kart!'

My sister said, 'We were the best at karaoke!' I said, 'You sang ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ wrong every time!'