My brother does haest every time he sees old photos. He says, 'Back then, I was a legend!' I said, 'You got beaten by a kid in 5th grade!'

My mom says, 'We had the best times!' I said, 'You had the worst times. You even cried during the movie!'

My friend says, 'Back in the day, we ruled the school!' I said, 'You got kicked out of the school!'