Haese - If a Hatley is a brain-dead goldfish in a sock, a Haese is a

If a Hatley is a brain-dead goldfish in a sock, a Haese is a brain-dead goldfish in a sock that just won the lottery

My friend’s brother is a Haese. He got straight A’s and still has time to play video games.

I tried to explain the problem to my friend. He just looked at me like I was a Hatley.

My mom says my brother is a Haese because he finished his homework in 10 minutes and still had time to text me.