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When your faith is so wrong it’s not just wrong, it’s a holy disaster.
I believe God only answers my prayers when I have snacks. That’s not faith, that’s a snack attack.
She started a religion because she thought the sky was a giant ceiling. That’s not holy, that’s a low ceiling.
He thinks the Bible is a very long list of things he doesn’t like. That’s not faith, that’s a grumpy list.