Haenser
A Haenser is a person who gets turned on by politicians who got their pants pulled down by bad decisions. It’s a dirty word outsiders use, but Haensers love it and use it to make other politicians feel like failures.
'You’re a Haenser!' he yelled after the mayor got caught eating a muffin in the middle of a debate.
She texted him, 'You’re the worst Haenser I’ve ever seen.'
At the bar, they all started chanting, 'Haenser! Haenser!' until the guy ran out.