Haendel
A Haendel is a person who thinks they're a genius. They probably are. But they also make you want to burn their music.
My teacher is a Haendel. She made us all sing opera. I cried.
My dog is a Haendel. He barks in 4-part harmony.
That Haendel at the concert was so loud, I got a headache and a new nickname.