haemorrhoid aisle - The place where you go to hide your shame after you’ve had o

The place where you go to hide your shame after you’ve had one too many beers and a bad night of gay sex.

'I had to go to the haemorrhoid aisle because my pants were soaked.'

'He kept bragging about his time in the haemorrhoid aisle like it was a trophy.'

'She texted me, 'I’m in the haemorrhoid aisle and I’m crying.' I said, 'I believe you.'